i was hanging out somewhere outside with my friends.

matt n showed up out of nowhere. man, i haven't seen that guy in ages! so i said "hey matt! how are you?" and he gave me a big hug. unfortunately he had a steak knife in his hand and forgot about it.

so the steak knife poked into my eyelid at the top. it didn't hurt very much, just a nick on the skin of my eyelid. but it started to bleed and those around me kinda started to freak out.

i said it didn't hurt my eye but they thought it might have and didn't want to take any risks. so they called an ambulance. i asked them not to but they said you couldn't take chances when it came to your eyes. they were so serious i began to worry that maybe the nick did go all the way through my eyelid and hit my eye.

so i was bleeding and crying waiting for the ambulance. it finally showed up and they took about 2 seconds to look at my eye, reassured me that nothing was wrong and left. but not before they informed me that i'd have to pay them $250 for the ambulance.