2.23.2007
jan 22
albert and kolin ran a school. there were lots of activities that happened there between 8 and 11 pm. i was doing something, but i told albert i'd be there at 10 to help out. later i realized i had to work from 10 to 11, so i couldn't go. i was really unhappy because i wanted to go to meet the ranger who protected the woods around the school (like aragorn from lord of the rings), who occasionally came in to teach the kids. no one liked him, but i was sure i'd understand him. when i finally met him though, he acted like a creepy old man.
then i was the main character in a movie, everything was seen from my point of view, and you never got to see my face. i was breaking into and out of apartments constantly, doing crazy flips and jumps all the time. by the end of it, i was doing all the breaking into and out of everywhere to avoid the creepy ranger guy. i put a cake into a cake competition with a student of mine. i couldn't go down to look at the cake because i was avoiding the ranger.
a giant gross looking pig was guarding the cake. the pig was either a) me b) a guardian spirit to protect me from the ranger or 3) a pig i hired to guard the cake. i don't think the pig was me, because i did a bunch of window flips that i assume a 400 pound pig incapable of.
the ranger still managed to see my cake because he called into the contest and said "that little chocolate one behind the pig, that's a mighty fine cake. it gets my vote", so my cake won because he was one of the celebrity judges. i was mortified, but my partner, the little girl, was standing by the cake and the pig and was beaming. then the narrators voice said "she finally won something, and that's all that matters" and then CREDITS started rolling even thought it didn't feel like the end of the story.
albert and kolin ran a school. there were lots of activities that happened there between 8 and 11 pm. i was doing something, but i told albert i'd be there at 10 to help out. later i realized i had to work from 10 to 11, so i couldn't go. i was really unhappy because i wanted to go to meet the ranger who protected the woods around the school (like aragorn from lord of the rings), who occasionally came in to teach the kids. no one liked him, but i was sure i'd understand him. when i finally met him though, he acted like a creepy old man.
then i was the main character in a movie, everything was seen from my point of view, and you never got to see my face. i was breaking into and out of apartments constantly, doing crazy flips and jumps all the time. by the end of it, i was doing all the breaking into and out of everywhere to avoid the creepy ranger guy. i put a cake into a cake competition with a student of mine. i couldn't go down to look at the cake because i was avoiding the ranger.
a giant gross looking pig was guarding the cake. the pig was either a) me b) a guardian spirit to protect me from the ranger or 3) a pig i hired to guard the cake. i don't think the pig was me, because i did a bunch of window flips that i assume a 400 pound pig incapable of.
the ranger still managed to see my cake because he called into the contest and said "that little chocolate one behind the pig, that's a mighty fine cake. it gets my vote", so my cake won because he was one of the celebrity judges. i was mortified, but my partner, the little girl, was standing by the cake and the pig and was beaming. then the narrators voice said "she finally won something, and that's all that matters" and then CREDITS started rolling even thought it didn't feel like the end of the story.
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