feb 17 07

i was at a big big party. we realized all of the guests shoes had gone missing. we went outside and saw that the people responsible for stealing the shoes had laid them out underneath all of the cars in the parking lot.



then later i went out again and the shoe stealers themselves were also laying with their heads under the cars and their feet sticking out.



i was so mad at them for stealing all the shoes i wanted to kick one of them in the face. i didn't though, and went back inside to try and host the party. after a while a guy came to the door and handed me a case of beer and said "put those in the fridge for me will you?" with a smarmy smile. he wanted me to make his beer cold so he could go join the shoe stealers laying around in the parking lot. i was so angry i slammed the door in his face.

feb 09 07

there was a crocodile in my backyard. it was really scary. it was a mean, fast crocodile too. at one point there were two of them in my house. but by that point they were very tiny. so small, i could fit them in a jar. but i was still very scared. i grabbed them by the tails, and put them in the jar. i was sure they were going to bite me. and it's like when you catch a wasp in a jar and put a piece of cardboard over the top, you have to hold it there with your hand, but you're afraid the wasp will sting you through the cardboard. that's what it was like, so i screwed a metal cover on the jar. but then i thought they would not be able to breathe, so i poked holes in it with a pin.

i let them go outside, and they were full size crocodiles again. my dog kept running outside and i thought "if she goes around to the side of the house with the crocodiles on it, she will be eaten for sure" once again, very scary. my neighbor had a trailer for transporting crocodiles, and i hoped he would be able to catch it and take it away. this wasn't the first time there were crocodiles in my house / back yard.

feb 14 07

i was a spy played a show in my store. a regular customer came in and was looking to buy a weird item, she had to walk through the crowd. she had an open mind about it. they were playing by the greeting cards / ice cooler.

feb 15 07

zach was jamming with george harrison in a big old movie theatre. it was the same movie theatre i saw green day play in. there were big translucent doors and i was knocking and knocking trying to get zach to let me in. zach was getting along really well with george harrison.