feb 17 07

i was at a big big party. we realized all of the guests shoes had gone missing. we went outside and saw that the people responsible for stealing the shoes had laid them out underneath all of the cars in the parking lot.



then later i went out again and the shoe stealers themselves were also laying with their heads under the cars and their feet sticking out.



i was so mad at them for stealing all the shoes i wanted to kick one of them in the face. i didn't though, and went back inside to try and host the party. after a while a guy came to the door and handed me a case of beer and said "put those in the fridge for me will you?" with a smarmy smile. he wanted me to make his beer cold so he could go join the shoe stealers laying around in the parking lot. i was so angry i slammed the door in his face.