feb 5 07

i was driving out to a house in the middle of nowhere, it was snowing like crazy. i tried to call my mom and tell her she didn't have to pick me up.

i was imprisoned in a big old house that was sort of like a museum, but an old woman owned it and she was holding us prisoner. there were three of us who couldn't escape. the guard there was working for her, he was always on the computer working out deals for smuggling cocaine into the country. he was really nice, and he was also a prisoner, except that he worked for the lady and she paid him.

there was a big black woman lawyer who wore a flowery mu mu and one of those cylindrical hats. she always came and went. we wanted to escape from the lady but it was scary. we knew she'd find us wherever we went.

we tried all sorts of things, i faked an injury, and we went into the museum and grabbed things heavy enough to hit her with, but when it came down to it, i was too afraid to try and hit her, in case it didn't knock her out. she sent us to get some "gendarmes" which turned out to be really old bicycles from WW1, and while we went to get them we once again tried to find something to hit her with, and once again chickened out.

finally, the woman went away for a day or 2, and we convinced the cocaine guy to help us. at first he said he wouldn't do it, and we went outside all sad. after a few minutes, he came out dressed as the big lawyer lady and started yelling at us in an impression of her voice, things like "hurry up, i'm not waiting all day". this made the neighbours not be suspicious of our leaving, since we were leaving with the lawyer lady. we went off with him / her through the woods in the back of people's yards.